This has zero to do with sports so if you’re looking for what Ted Williams’ career batting average was, or how many interceptions Joe Flacco threw for this year, look elsewhere for now, because this story is straight up all kind of weird and all kind of messed up.

A Los Angeles woman was arrested the other night for allegedly offering “sexual favors” in exchange for Chicken McNuggets at the 1700 block of Olive Avenue McDonald’s in Burbank, CA.

The woman, Khadijah Baseer, was seen opening customers’ car doors in the drive through late Wednesday night, according to the Burbank Leader. Baseer was allegedly offering to swap sexual favors for a 6-piece or two. Damn I thought I loved Nuggets….this broad is willing to offer you a blowie in exchange for 6 of those little mo-fo’s. I mean nuggets are awesome, don’t get me wrong, shit I’ve have 35 in one sitting…..but to bang-bang random strangers for them….that’s a little too much.

No word on if the lady was a crackhead, just a #fatty, or a #drunkie looking for some late night booze food….all I know is I’ve finally found someone who likes nuggets more than I do. That all being said, all I could think of the whole time I was reading this story was the movie “Don’t be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood” and the infamous cheeseburger scene, ahahaha.

Tags: chicken nuggets, mcdonalds nuggets, sexual favors for chicken nuggets, suck dick for chicken nuggets
Categories: Creeping, Fatties

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