SOURCES: DWIGHT HOWARD TO LAL…DONE!

Sources are confirming that Dwight Howard will in fact join the Los Angeles Lakers and sign an extension for next season. WOW. Talk about a REAL BIG 3 in DWIGHT, KOBE, and NASH….enough trophies amongst those 3 to fill up Jose Canseco’s defaulted on mansion. At this point you would have to put the Lakers(…)

Rob Riggle Cracked Me The Satan Up Last Night…Especially When He Started With “FATTY”

You know we love to use the word FATTY at FloppingOut. Whether we make fun of a fatty calling him a fatty without him/her hearing us calling him a fatty or just flat out calling him a fatty to his fatty face…I love hearing other people use the word fatty. Now if I was at(…)

SHOCKER! Jose Canseco DOES NOT Have Saggy Balls!

Jose Canseco has the balls of a fetus after his steroid binge back in the 80s 90s 00s 10s…you know the deal. Just listen to his Ex-wife Jessica Canseco describe his nuts. I mean I might actually take a peek at this show, given that it is someone who can tell story for balls about(…)

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Channles His Inner Bryce Harper

Last week Washington Nationals rookie phenom Bryce Harper came up with one of the years best wisecracks, when responding to a reporter who had seemed to ask him a dumb question.   The comment is particularly funny (and self-aware for such a youngster) when you realize that Bryce Harper is a nineteen year old Mormon(…)

Video: Fan Throws Up Jon Barry Sucks Sign…THEN Gets Thrown Out

This fan throws up a Jon Barry Sucks sign during the most boring segment of television amongst 4 males since Friends, and then gets thrown out. At least he got his point across in 3 seconds unlike Chris Broussard who has 3 hours.  

Groupie Chick Puts On LeBron’s Sweaty Headband. EW

Some serious groupie loving happened after game 3 of the NBA Finals. After LeBron gave his typical I did my thing and I did this…to Doris Burke (who I have no idea who she got that gig)…LeBron tossed his headband to some chick. And you know what the chick did: SHE PUT IT ON. Does(…)

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Crazy Tweet To SKIP…WONDER WHAT HE WAS THINKING LOL

If you follow the one and only Skip Bayless you might think he never reads tweets directed to him. Truth is he does read tweets…YES HE IS A PERSON – just a TOUGH GUY. So I found this picture from this dude on Twitter, “MEGATRONJR“, and I guess Skip really did see his very polite(…)

UPDATE: PornHub Ups Offer To Chad From 69 Grand To 609 GRAND

Now that the Patriots have released the king of twitter, reality shows & oh yeah, I think he was a WR too… He’s going to need some cash. Well the president (I think) of a site called “PornHub” (I’ve never been on it… ) has an idea for him. According to BuzzFeed, Ocho received this(…)

LITERALLY The ONLY Good Thing About The Miami Dolphins

The Miami Dolphins suck. Yeah, just to be brutally honest. BUT….BUT…the Miami Dolphins CHEERLEADERS certainly don’t…..well, I hope they do but….forget it. Check out the girls cover of Carly Rae’s “Call Me Maybe”. This will get you all wet.   Honestly, they should just make the Dolphins an LFL team at this point. Just let(…)