Is Anyone Having A Better End To 2011 Than Derrick Rose?

After winning an MVP earlier in the year, and coming up JUST short of the NBA Finals, Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose has MADE BANK since the NBA lockout has come to an end. Back on December 21st, D-Rose signed a 5 year extension with the Bulls for a whopping $94.8 million dollars, making the(…)

Make Sure To Get Your Kemba On TONIGHT!

Happy New Years to all the #Fatties, #Drunkies, #Trannies and #Idiots out there. JUST MAKE SURE YOU ALL GET YOUR KEMBA ON TONIGHT…LETS GET IT   Remember if IT has anything wrapped around its neck (especially a scarf), has a deep voice and is wearing a black dress….run LIKE KATRINA…..

Lame Birthday Message By Two Lame Dudes For A Lame Dude

Haha lets make fun of LeBron James’ hairline, BOTH OF you. Very original. SOOOO lame. I bet LeBron is doing one of his fake laughs, saying like “oh that’s funny, guys, you guys like me right, I fit in?”

Mark Sanchez’s Epic 2011

Mark Sanchez has had one hell of a 2011. From banging out a 17 year old girl, to holding his own Jets West Camp (where people are still wondering if Sanchez was actually throwing balls to receivers during that time), to his “ELITE” training camp as the captain, and then epic SEASON. Well this is(…)

FloppingOut Radio: 12/30

Check out OUR LAST SHOW OF 2011. BIG THINGS in 2012…THE LAST YEAR OF THE WORLD’S EXISTENCE. WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT

Kobe Lives On That “I AM THE MAN” Status….

We all know Kobe Bryant has a head bigger than Andre The Giant on steroids. If you don’t believe me just read Phil Jackson’s book “The Last Season“, where he describes Kobe as “uncoachable”, hear Shaq talk about the guy, or just watch Kobe’s body language during games. Now last night Kobe’s head was in(…)

Big Ass Christmas Tree Falls On Big Ass Shaq

I’ve been tuning into the NBA on TNT just to see how Shaq would fit in with Kenny, Chuck and Ernie; and in the first week or so I haven’t been too impressed. I don’t know if it’s the lockout or Chuck losing all this weight/being told to pipe down by the network heads at(…)

It Took Him A Long Ass Time, But Peyton Hillis NOW Believes In The Madden Curse

Remember this Peyton Hillis?: “Actually, I don’t even believe in curses, it’s really sad how many people believe in curses. This is football; everyone gets hurt. If you run the ball 40 times a game, you’re going to get banged around and get nicks and bruises here and there, but I don’t pay too much(…)

If You Look Like Former SportsCenter Anchor Josh Elliott, This Craigslist Creep Will Bang You

What the hell did the Craigslist killer teach all of you Internet creeps out there? You DON’T meet up with ANYONE from that site, ever. And you CERTAINLY don’t invite dudes over your house for “NSA fun” (NSA=no strings attached, I’m told). BUT this “SWF 30 y/o 5 foot 4′ 126 lbs with natural 36DD’s(…)

WHEN T-MAC SPEAKS….YOU LISTEN! No Not Really, He’s Irrelevant

Nothing like hearing a star who’s light has gone out about 5 years ago, speak on today’s game and what SHOULD happen. If you ask former NBA superstar/cookie monster eyes Tracy McGrady, he’ll tell you where the hell Dwight Howard should play next year and if he doesn’t Tracy and his kooky eyes are coming(…)