James Harden Was A #FATTY In High School
Last night my buddy ThatKidEra and I were talking about James Harden and how he is such a refined game. Like Harden is like an 8.5 out of 10, in every facet of his game. Not like he is a 10 out 10 in anything (LeBron on the fast break) or a 3 out of 10 in something else (LeBron in the closing moments of the 4th)…Harden is just an ALL AROUND BALLER. He has an above average mid range shot, outside shot, three point shot, 85% free throw shooter, nasty getting to the basket, underrated facilitator, fearless on the fastbreak, solid defensive player…I mean this dude is all around what his Free Throw % is…85%.
So last night my boy ThatKidEra sent me this video of Harden dropping 51 points at the La Drew League. So after I watched this video I saw a link to “James Harden in High School” and was cracking up. I MEAN HARDEN was a REAL #FATTY in high school. I mean he was as quick as Detroit native to a job interview.
The New York Jets Media….Now The TMZ Of The NFL
I am ALL FOR a good football rumble, a dirty smack-talk and of course a bitter team rivalry. But what I’m NOT for: CERTAIN “media types” turning normal professional position competition into an outright “battle of the attention whores.” Dear Rich Cimini, we, as loyal NY Jets fans, DO NOT CARE HOW MANY REPORTERS ARE OR AREN’T LINGERING AROUND TEBOW’S LOCKER LIKE VAMPIRES OUTSIDE SOOKIE’S HOUSE ON TRUE BLOOD! Nor do we care who ISN’T stalking Mark’s locker during OTA’s. Stop posting photos on Twitter about it. Stop having career Twitter-wars with Manish Mehta and both of you stop reporting who had too many Big Macs in the off-season! If you’re going to continue that TMZ-type crap, please go call Darren Rovell and start #Rovelling.
I want to know how much work our rookies are putting in, who’s excelling athletically and who’s being signed. I want to know how Rex and Tony Sparano plan to structure a relatively new offense and how hard Mark and Timmy are working ON THE FIELD. I could give a crap less who’s got “prime real estate” near their locker in order to ask them “who’s going to be the starter?” after workouts. Here’s a clue; THEY DON’T KNOW EITHER.
If you’re going to report on stories, coaching quotes and the “up’s” and “down’s” of mini camp, OTA’s, etc, please report the ENTIRE story. NOT what YOU want to hear, what you think WE want to hear or what you think the COACHES want to hear. No one cares in the end. We want the truth. So do your jobs and give us THE FACTS. Get back to basics of journalism and communications 101; REPORT WHAT HAPPENED. No one cares who wears Shape-up’s. (cough*cough*Cimini)
Apparently the Jets’ QB Coach Matt Cavanaugh recently had some quotes publicized regarding the Sanchez/Tebow “saga” that has become the NY Jets’ offense. Initially, in the beginning of the week, I read ALL of Coach Cavanaugh’s quotes regarding Mark Sanchez and his wishy-washy, mildly-devastating 2011 season. He blatantly stated that Mark’s short-comings on the field were neither solely Mark’s fault, nor were they the fault of the O-line or other key positions-he simply said that it was “a little of both.” So why am I now reading more and more of HALF of that article and even MORE of his SOMEWHAT complimentary comments towards Tim Tebow? Oh, because that’s what SOME people WANT me to read. Right. Okay then.
Now, before everyone gets all hyper about some random chick’s opinion on sports reporting, let me be perfectly clear here; this isn’t a personal vendetta against ANYONE in particular. I’m calling it how I see it. I want the facts. We all do-regardless of your team of choice-we want to know what’s going on. Small, fun, personal stuff about some of the guys is entertaining and yes, we, as fans, love to know the “inside scoop,” but when you’re creating something out of nothing, and legitimately starting “media firestorms,” let me be the first (or second) to say, SHUT UP.
This has been a public service announcement. Carry on and happy hump day.
Ricky Williams Doesn’t Believe That Football Causes Concussions…JUST DO YOGA MAN!
FORGET the #IDIOT doctors who have linked professional football to massive cases of PCS (post concussion syndrome). Ricky thinks people need to do yoga, relax, and have this mind over matter approach AKA SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY. This dude is an idiot. Flat out. What in the hell is he talking about? Go smoke weed and watch parrots all day…the fact that 33 people liked this video to 0 dislikes shows that 100% of the people that watched this were HIGH AS A KITE.
“One of things that we love about playing football is it forces to push ours minds and our bodies beyond where most people would go” (RICKY WILLIAMS – 6:32). Yea just like when you pushed your mind into a massive WEED TRANCE, and took your body to the rain forests in ASIA to film parrots. Yea I would say, you had no ill effects from taking hits Ricky.
WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT…
SHOCKER. SHOCKER. SHOCKER. SHOCKER. SHOCKER. SHOCKER. SHOCKER. SHOCKER. SHOCKER. SHOCKER. NO WADE TO RIDE TONIGHT HUH LBJ.
Not to mention passing up on a shot, down 2 with 16 seconds left…where LeBron was just standing there as “THE FROZEN ONE” with the ball…waiting for D- Wade to get open. Wade did eventually get position in the post and missed a contested layup, which he should have made. But you know what, when you averaged 37 points in the NBA Finals, YOU GET A PASS FROM ME. FYI: The last play was set up for Chalmers so I don’t blame LeBron…cause we as damn well know he WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT LAST SHOT.
It’s aright next game…LeBron just better hope it’s not close, so he can just go OFF and pad them stats. You know the deal. And if it’s close he’ll ride on that Wade. I’ll leave you with this Tweet to go to bed on…since everyone thinks I AM COPY WHAT Skip Bayless SAYS CAUSE I DOG LEBRON AND LOVE TEBOW. IMO – why wouldn’t you roll that way. One is a baller who has the HEART OF A LION, and the other is a BITCH WHO HAS THE HEART OF A HAMSTER.
Tweeting For Athletes, Media People, Broadcasters Should Be Against Duh Law (Mike Francesa Voice)…
Forget freedom of speech, freedom of press, and FREEDOM of LIFE HUH? “TWEETING SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR ATletes, Mediuh peopal, and reportuhs.” Yup. Tweeting has hurt so many people in American history that it should be illegal…especially if you are a reporter and/or athlete. Why? I have no idea, I am just going with what the #FATTY Mike Francesa said today on his radio show that gets worst by the hour. Mike has gotten so out of touch with the sports world that his show is un listenable. Don’t get me wrong I used to love listening to the #FATTY, but now with the sports world revolving around stupid shit, I want to hear stupid people, talking about stupid shit…AND MIKE IS STILL GOING ON ABOUT DUH 1950 YANKEES.
Oh, and don’t think the #Fatty was done with Twittuh. He came up with the brilliant idea that one day Twitter will HAVE TO charge people to tweet… “I mean how duh ya tink des guys make money? Gotta MonAAtize it.” Just like Facebook and these other social networks do right Mike? #WHATAFATTY?
Lakers Get Shit Kicked Out Of Them…OKC Protecting That Rock Like Crackheads…
The Post? HA. I coached LeBron, Ain't No Such Thing As The Post
Last time I saw a team play as bad as the LA Lakers, I was at the NYSC watching a bunch of asians playing on the same team, thinking they had the “Jeremy Lin” trait…and last time I saw someone protect the rock like the OKC Thunder, I saw a group of crackheads trying to jump my boy “SPARE DOLLA.”. Tonight’s game in OKC was a joke. I mean it was so bad that I was watching an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives that I had probably seen 15 times before. Yea when I was a sophomore in college I was a REAL #FATTY, who used to attempt to smoke weed (NO I DID NOT INHALE).
Unlike Skip Bayless’s genius prediction on ESPN First Take this morning that the Lakers would win GAME ONE, the OKC Thunder dismantled the Lakers in 119-90 ROUT. And the only number you really need to know from this game is 4 turnovers. THE OKC THUNDER only had 4 TURNOVERS ALL NIGHT. Which for dominant ball guys like Russell Westbrook, Kevin Durant and James Harden….IS FUCKING IMPRESSIVE, ON TOP OF THE FACT THAT OKC LED THE LEAGUE in turnovers this year with 16.3/game. Yup OKC turned the ball over more than any team in basketball this year. I don’t think OKC had a game all year with less than 7 TOs – you’d think Chauncey in his prime was PGing that squad tonight. Durant was 8-16 from the floor for 25 points, 8 rebounds and 0 TOs, Westbrook had a killer game with 29 points (10 of 15), 9 assists, and 7 rebounds, only 1 TO; and Harden added 17 with 2 TOs.
There was a point in the 4th quarter when the Lakers had 0 points off turnovers CAUSE THE OKC THUNDER WEREN’T TURNING THE BALL OVER. Now although I don’t think the Thunder will beat the Spurs in the Western Conference Finals, IF THEY TURN THE BALL OVER around 4-6 games….THEY WILL WIN A FUCKIN CHAMPIONSHIP.
Kobe I Only Believe In You Too Man...How many Tonight...25?
Now I don’t want to get too much into the Lakers because they played like me in bed when I have whiskey dick. SHOCKER BYNUM ONLY TOOK 12 shots, AND until the #FATTY Mike Brown and the EGOIAC Kobe realize that they need to ride Bynum to a championship (at least 18 shots a night), this team is going to FLOP. Why the fuck are you playing this OUTSIDE game (LA), with the best outside centered team in basketball (OKC)? GET THE BALL TO THE POST!!! Especially if you have #FATTIES down there who can score. WTF are you trying to outshoot the OKC THUNDER?
And don’t depend on little Ramon Sessions to do shit, this dude fucking sucks. 1 for 7 tonight for a total of 2 points and 3 assists for a STARTING PG, playing with Kobe and Bynum (FUCK GASOL ,HE IS WASHED UP). You serious? This Laker team was honestly embarrassing to watch tonight. Last time I saw a team with this much starting talent get the shit kicked out of em…I was sitting at MSG drunk as homeless…witnessing Melo trying to beat the FG attempt record against the Celtics.
You want my prediction for this series. Game two Bynum takes at least 16 shots, and the Lakers lose a close game down the stretch. People need to remember, this Laker team does not run the triangle offense anymore. The triangle offense is geared to get the ball in the post. Without it, you have the #FATTY Mike Brown, coaching up an offense centered around Kobe, who is still trying to prove the ESPN writers that he is not the #7 best player in the league.
Osi Sends McCoy A Little Mother’s Day Message…
We all remember when McCoy and Osi got into last offseason, when McCoy called Osi “overrated and soft“, and Osi responded by referring to LeSean as “Lady Gaga” and a “she.” Well just to get the pot stirring again Osi sent LeSean a little special message on this WONDERFUL MOTHER’S DAY.
BTW Mother’s day is DUHH SHITTT. Nothing better than going to restaurants seeing hot Milfs all hard nipped out over a bowl of soup. NO CHECK PLEASE.
Here We Go Again…Chris “Birdman” Andersen Getting His #DUSKY On….UH OH
Look at this face really quick……would you be 100% shocked if this guy is a Kiddy-Porn watching, Jerry Sandusky fantasizing #CREEP???? Yeah…not a chance in hell, right?
Photo courtesy of Getty Images
Check the #VUCKINGVATTY Brandon Spano from 93.7FM/1510AM Mile High Sports in Denver.
Here is the press release, as tweeted by Jeremy Jojola
Entire Press release on Bird Man investigation:
WHAT: Douglas County Sheriff’s Office Executes Search Warrant At Larkspur Residence
NARRATIVE: On 05/10/12 The Douglas County Sheriff’s Office Internet Crimes Against Children (ICAC) executed a Search warrant at Christopher C. Anderson (33 YO) residence in Larkspur CO.
The Douglas County Sheriff’s Office Internet Crimes Against Children (ICAC) unit began investigating Anderson in February 2012 in reference information that was provided by a law enforcement agency in California.
Douglas County Sheriff’s Office took over the criminal investigation at that time.
DCSO has recovered property from the residence that we believe is connected to this case.
This is a search warrant and no arrests have been made.
This is an active and on-going investigation and no further information is available at this time.
What is going on in this world? Here I was thinking a guy who looks like any normal guy, wasn’t going home spanking it to the Disney Channel. I guess you just cant trust anyone anymore. I am shocked by this. Dammit #DUSKY.
If you actually want the real story…..check it out here!
Fatty Almost Gets the Charge Call
Forget about Flopping…why even take the hit? Check out how this fatty plays defense.
Ozzie Guillen Continues To Be My Favorite Manager In Sports…Tells Reporter To “Fucking Grow Up Motherfucker
I finally figured out why I love him so much…….Ozzie Guillen is the latino version of Wally Backman. These two are absolutely loco, and it is a breathe of not-so-fresh air, but me being a complete shithead–I love it.
Last month Ozzie Guillen found himself at the center of a controversy in Miami, when he told Time Magazine, “I love Fidel Castro.” I’m sure you can guess how Ozzie’s comments went over in MIA. Yeah, not so good. He was suspended by the MLB for five-games.
Fast forward about a month after those comments, and he was asked a question about the controversy dying down by Sportstalk 610′s Paul Gallant in Houston with the Marilns visiting the Astros.
LOL “f*cking grow up motherf*cker”… I love this man.
Gilf Tries Out For Cowboys
Sharon Simmons is one serious GILF, who is trying to become a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader/stripper. Now although SHARON is not as serious as the GILF I am trying to hit up on OKCUPID, she is pretty damn SEXAAAAAY. I mean if you wouldn’t hit up 55 year old Sharon Simmons you must have a really small one/you know she won’t feel it – it’s OTAY.
Now If Sharon does make the team (MEANING SHE BANGED JERRY JONES), then she would be the second grandmother in the NFL – she would join 37 year old grandma (what did she have a kid when she was 12) Susie Sanchez.
This Is Why New York Sports Pulls It’s Pants Down And Shits On Your Cities Sports Teams!
Within a 2-minute span, New York sports fans (well at least NY Rangers and NY Mets fans) had themselves a great, big Sporgasm. With the Rangers facing a BRUTAL home loss at the hands of the Washington Capitals, veteran center Brad Richards, (who signed this offseason to a monster contract) scored on the power play with 6.6 seconds remaining in Game 5 on Monday night. Then two seconds later, New York Mets rookie infielder Jordany Valdespin, teed up a 9-iron, pinch hit 3-run home run off former bitch-ass Boston Red Sox, turned Philadelphia Philly closer, in the ninth inning. Both teams would later go on to win their respected games.
Let’s go to the tape:
2 minutes later….Valdespin would cap it off:
That right there is why there is nothing like New York sports. What a great few minutes for sports fans here. We all know that I am not a big hockey guy, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t pumped when the Rangers won that game and MSG EXPLODED. There is no arena in the world like MSG. ESPECIALLY in the playoffs. As for the Mets, sure it’s only May, but this team is playing inspired ball and it is ALWAYS great to be the Phucking Phillies and their pussy ass closer, Jonathon Papelbon.
So minutes later, at about 1:35 into overtime Rangers defensemen, Marc Staal ended it with a power-play slapper from the point that gave the Rangers a 3-2 win and a 3-2 lead in the series.
Gotta love New York. Now if only the Knicks could pull off some miracle and bring the series back to the Garden for a game 6….we could be looking at a crazy summer here.
PRESSURE WAS ON AND SHOCKER Eli Came Through On SNL
About 5 years ago saying”Eli Manning on SNL” flowed like a tranny in boxers…ain’t gonna happen – THEY G STRING THAT ISH. Honestly nothing turns me on more than a tranny in a g string, especially when they put the front piece off to the side and have THE PACKAGE STICKING RIGHT OUT. OH BOY.
Aright enough with the #TT Tranny Talk or what I like – TRANNY TITS. So Eli Manning was on SNL and although I did not see the whole thing, his opening monologue was pretty funny. Here it is #FATTIES:
And here is another pretty funny clip. SHOCKER ELI CAME THROUGH WHEN THE PRESSURE WAS ON DESPITE BEING A MEMBER OF A LITTLE YELLOW BUS.
Do The Blake Face…
Chris Paul’s son is one funny ass kid. This kid is going to be Hollywood one day. NO DOUBT. I mean he is already less awkward in front of the camera than Blake Griffin.
#FATTY Tries To Halftime Dunk … #WAF (#What-A-Fatty)
I bet you if there was cheeseburger on the rim the FUCKIN #FATTY would have got UP…
Is Phil Mushnick And The NY Post SERIOUS!?? Says The Brooklyn Nets Should Be Called “The New York N*****S”
I don’t know who is more to blame–the asshole racist Phil Mushnick, sports writer for the New York Post, or the Post for allowing this racist piece of trash to come out in the first place? You know you could have just read it, and saw that Mushnick is an old ass white dude, who obviously thinks he is funny, has an agenda, or is just dying for hits on his shitty piece. You are ….ya know…EDITORS.
Take a look at what came out in Mushnick’s column “Equal Time” which appears three times a week on Sundays, Mondays and Fridays. It just so happen he decided to be a racist piece of shit this Friday.
Nets on Jay-Z track
As long as the Nets are allowing Jay-Z to call their marketing shots — what a shock that he chose black and white as the new team colors to stress, as the Nets explained, their new “urban” home — why not have him apply the full Jay-Z treatment?
Why the Brooklyn Nets when they can be the New York N——s? The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn B—-hes or Hoes. Team logo? A 9 mm with hollow-tip shell casings strewn beneath. Wanna be Jay-Z hip? Then go all the way!
“I guess I won’t need my color TV anymore now that the Nets will be wearing black and white,’’ writes reader John Lynch.
And reader David Distefano now wonders what’s left for the Nets to choose as “their alternate third-uniform to sell during nationally televised games.”
No. Just no. I am all for breaking balls, it’s the reason why we started this website in the first place. I am sick of boring ass stories, with useless stats and dick-nosed sports writers–but THIS IS TOO FAR. I am sorry. Let’s look past the “N” word for a second, because I am JUST AS SHOCKED as you are that he had the hatred, balls and ignorance to say it–and the Post had such dumb ass editors that they allowed it to go public. Let’s look at the rest.
How about the “The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn B—-hes or Hoes” part? Didn’t Don Imus’ redneck ass get fired for saying something as ignorant as this? Yeah he did, and Phil…HE IS A HECK OF A LOT BETTER AT WHAT HE DOES THAN YOU ARE.
Oh and he wasn’t done….take a look at his idea for the Nets new logo….”A 9 mm with hollow-tip shell casings strewn beneath. Wanna be Jay-Z hip? Then go all the way!” WANT TO BE JAY-Z THEN GO ALL THE WAY? WTF? Because Jay-Z is just SOOO GANGSTER. He carries a 9 EVERYWHERE and kills people? Get the fuck out of here. This is bullshit.
I am a white dude. I hate making everything race, because I for one couldn’t give a shit what color you are. Doesn’t make me think of you any different. We are all human beings and should all be TREATED like it. Not black, white, yellow, green, purple, orange—no. Hell, I don’t even like making posts or putting my name on ANYTHING that has to do with race. But when I see a “professional” writer, get away with shit like this–it makes my blood boil.
I for one am never reading the NY Post AGAIN until some action is taken. If Imus got fired over his comments, then something VERY drastic has to be done. Oh and Mushnick, I didn’t like you before, but now you’re nothing more than a pathetic, ignorant, racist piece of trash, who should be taken out back.
Last thing, Hov….the logo, the jersey, and apparel are sick. I wonder if this fool Mushnick ever listens to Jay’s music, or does he just skim through it………and then call him the “N” word because he’s racist?
If you want to complain about Mushnick or to the NY Post….check out the email addresses below.
Keep it sane people, don’t stoop to his level.
Mushnick- phil.mushnick@nypost.com
NY Post- webeditor@nypost.com
Kate Upton Almost Has IP Pop Out…
What is better than Kate Upton, dancing in a bikini that is way too small…in HD…on VIMEO. LETS GET IT. BTW: how much of a creep is TERRY RICHARDSON? No doubt this dude traffics little Asian trannies in NYC.
Kate Upton- Cat Daddy from Terry Richardson on Vimeo.
Paulina Gretzky Is Back….And She Is Still Awesome (Photos)
It was November of last year, when the world found out just how hot Paulina Gretzky, (yes the daughter of the worlds greatest hockey player) was. Paulina, who is 23-years old, LOVES to get down, and has NO problem taking pictures of it, and posting it for the world to see.
Back in November, Paulina was quickly becoming Kim Kardashian-esq popular, thanks to the pictures and the fact that she is Wayne Gretzky’s daughter, but thanks to Pops internet cock-blocking us, he kindly requested that Paulina stop being an awesome slizz and asked her to tone down the sharing of her sexy images on Twitter. But fast forward about 6-months, and she is back. Paulina was kind enough to remind us with a few images from her recent vacation that she conveniently posted on her InstaProf account.
Here she is, back and better than ever. Keep up the great work, Paulina, and please keep sharing!
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